Who’s gonna volunteer to hack those off?
Light’s the way!
Sometimes you just need to chat with other po’ folks
It gets the job done!
At least it’s green
And gets all the woman
Finger Lickin’ Light!
That’ll fix her right up!
No David Carradine jokes please
Be careful… oh, what do you care about safety!
Keeps you keel
But does it take the pain away?
No more ouchies!
Great for watering roses grown from concrete
Tape solves all problems
or Bob’s as I like to call them
We forgive you Corner Bar!
Anyone need some Krapp?
Savin’ some $!
Every holiday is an excuse to get drunk!
Anyone need a new shirt?
Maybe it’s the real thing?
Rough ‘N Tough
you only live once, might as well be yolo
Really Ghetto Notary/Sno-Cone joint
Nice teva’s bro
Do PC’s even get that hot?
Who needs a case when you have a t-shirt?
Man, a card is like what, 2 dollars?!
Polly Pocket’s having a rough day